February 2012
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bindingaffinity:
jumpedtherabbit:
partner does not know how to make oatmeal.
HOW DO YOU LIVE???
I mean, I don’t know how to make oatmeal :/
YOU BOIL WATER.
;-;
am i going to need to hold oatmeal making classes.
partner does not know how to make oatmeal.
HOW DO YOU LIVE???
Anonymous asked: what is your favorite cheese? I must know.
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in cheerier news
i was tumblring on the toilet
and m comes in
and starts singing
“sittin on the toilet! mhm. sittin on the toilet!”
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[tw: non graphic discussion of (non-sexual) abuse,...
i have a lot of trouble with the words “abuse” and “survivor.” i have no trouble admitting that there were abusive behaviors all over the place, towards me, in x relationship. i have no trouble admitting that y’s relationship with x was abusive towards y.
however, i have so so so much trouble saying that x was abusive towards me, or that our relationship was...
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m. is going to meet me in the loop and then we are...
I AM STUPID EXCITED YOU GUYS.
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related:
i was chattering to my (straight cis male) roommate about a funny google calendar mix up and he looks at me, and he says, “j, why the hell do you have so many people’s calendars in your calendar?”
and i just look at him blankly. “um, because i’m poly? duh?”
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why i gotta be so scared of doctors.
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would anyone read West Wing found poetry if i...
because i am getting increasingly serious about this.
also i’ve watched about 20 episodes of season 4 this weekend.
so uh
after a rousing night of deciding to quit certain parts of the internet and helping my roommate dadatroll people, i am going to go to bed with ben and jerry’s, watch the west wing, and think VERY SERIOUSLY about west wing found poetry.
also, w/r/t the first part of that very long sentence, expect more action on my kink blog soon.
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you can tell i’m really sick of talking about a person because i stop even trying to spell their name right.
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you might thing i am joking
but i’m not.
i’m a literary theory guy in drag defacing a painting of Reagan.
i am that man.
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Me: NO DON'T POST PORN I AM IN PUBLIC
Dash: OH DID YOU SAY HARDCORE BDSM
send me asks or something.
i am ~le bored.~
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watching political funerals and crying
this is my night.
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sometimes i just think i suck at feelings.
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here is my imitation of Allen:
HELLO I AM ALLEN I WILL NOW PROCEDE TO BE NAKED THROUGH HISTORY
(does so, then writes some poems nakedly.)
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HEY HEY HEY GUYS CAN YOU HELP ME?
do you have the equipment to transfer VHS tapes to digital formats? do you want my undying love and affection? do you want me to make you dinner or something? please?
(you might be able to help even if you aren’t chicago local, depending on if your lib has the thing i need.)
Woof
rosa—sparks:
A dog walks into a telegraph office requesting to send a telegraph.
The clerk asks what the dog would like to send.
The dog says,
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
The clerk types out the message and tells the dog that can add the 10th woof for no extra cost.
The dog looks at the clerk and replies,
‘But then my message won’t make any sense!’
IF I FORGET YOU ISHMAEL
LET ME FORGET MY RIGHT HAND
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mattachinereview:
let them all fare better than...
stopitsgingertime:
dave’s text is red
john’s text is blue
i’ll get you into homestuck
if it’s the last thing i do
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK MIKE.
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two bits of love for today.
I woke to a voice within the room, perhaps
the room itself: “You’re wasting this life
expecting disappointment.”
I packed my bag in the night
and peered into its leather belly
to count the essentials.
Nothing is essential.
To the east, the flood has begun.
Men call to each other on the water
for the comfort of voices.
Love surprises us.
It ends.
- Eliza Griswold,...
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you guys
i wrote two papers today in like four hours and now i want to sleep
BUT i have horror movies and PORN on my computer oh my god my life is so hard
also i get to write ANOTHER research paper on act-up possible for dollas
also i get to make found poetry and i want to make found sestinas so bad because i am a masochist
poems and porn ans shit
i am so fucking tired holy shit
mattachinereview asked: WHOA i remember you being in Washington state IT IS TRIPPING ME OUT THAT THAT WAS THAT LONG AGO
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(secret post)
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re school, also it is time to kvetch.
sometimes i feel like i work so hard to get through school (let alone get good grades) given how hard my brain is working against me. i’m not even going to a prestigious or especially grueling school, either, and i have to write page-by-page notes to retain any of the information in it, so hearing people goof off (how do you not do the reading two weeks in a row diaf) or get pissed off when...
re. act up torrent.
brownroundboi answered: yes. omg. yes.
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bindingaffinity answered: I’d download then seed it!
whee! i’ll definitely do it up. it might take me a few days, because i want to give them all a watch to confirm they’re the correct files and they work well, and then i want to write up some sort of...
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FOLKS
if i bundled the docs i have on ACT UP from archive.org into a torrent, would you download or seed it?
it’d be much faster to download them like that, most likely, since they take about an hour each to download standard, plus for people like myself who search tpb before google when looking for media files it would make them immediately accessible etc. i’d add a .txt with relevant...