February 2011
37 posts
classes i would like to take
abbyjean:
persuasively explaining that people you know on the internet count as friends
being dorky is ok: how to mention your dorky habits without furious blushing
for the love of god stop clicking on things and go to bed already
retirement planning: not just for old people
meeting people with romantic potential: how to achieve this without radically redefining your own identity
you are a...
January 2011
98 posts
1 tag
Anonymous asked: would you mind sharing your recipe for the lapsang souchong ice cream you mentioned a little while ago? it sounds amazing.
Reblog if you're insanely bored right now and you...
allthebloodinmyveins:
ushankasareradical:
thevalleyofyourheart-:
any kind please
anon
sexual
hey whats up
advice
random
tell me about yourself
favorite bands
why you follow me
…anything
Okay I don’t usually reblog these, but YES.
I’m always in.
“You are constantly told in depression that your judgment is compromised, but a...”
– Andrew Solomon, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression (via psychotherapy)
Andrew Solomon auto-reblog.
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the worst part about being not-single:
now the pile on my floor has two people’s dirty laundry in it. it grows twice as fast, and i can’t always be sure what i pick up will fit me.
2 tags
eff
i’m really sick. the fever is gone, for now, but i still can’t really breathe out my nose. however. i can’t shake the feeling that there’s A Smell. since i can’t smell, i don’t know if there is actually A Smell, and i can’t sniff it out. and no one else is home to help.
so pretty much i’m just sitting here watching bbc sitcoms and hoping my cat...
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“What would you like? I’d like my money’s worth.
Try explaining a life bundled...”
– Richard Siken, Crush (via humansolatium)
additionally:
i guess i got sort of used to that not happening because, really, in the circles i run with people know who i am, and even if i’m naked they know not to fuck that shit up. i wasn’t naked at the time, but it’s definitely giving me some pause about going all-out at less-private parties.
bleh
it really sucks when someone fucks up my pronouns while complimenting me. i don’t blame them, i don’t think we’ve ever been introduced, just suckage. and it was a really great compliment, too.
“Mom: I had a bad dream that you turned into a small elephant and I was sick with...”
– WHEN PARENTS TEXT: Dreams pt. 2
“I kept asking you if you were ok but since you were new at being an elephant you didn’t know.”
my life sometimes.
“Twenty-nine contemporary artists from 25 countries address violence against...”
– Off the Beaten Path: Violence, Women and Art | Chicago Cultural Center | Explore Chicago
I’m headed back to the loop tomorrow to go to the Chicago Cultural Center with darklyinclined. We were going to the Vivian Maier exhibit but this show opened up today so I think it will have to be a double...
i just bought a sadlamp.
a winner is me.
(also, seriously, @all chicagoans, you’re welcome to come over and sit in front of it with me when it gets here.)
My ability to deal with the chicago winter is rapidly dwindling.
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this weather calls for a secret cardigan AND a...
2 tags
homg, a delicious success story.
so, i had a kinda old, freezerburned batch of lapsang suchong ice cream i made a while ago. I’m starting to clean it out of the tupperware. i lick it off my fingers. it tastes so good, you guys, i don’t want to throw it away, but it’s freezerburned, the texture is all wrong.
BUT WAIT.
i was drinking hot chocolate.
i poured the hot chocolate over the ice cream.
delicious,...
I just bought pants without having a crazy. TWO PAIRS.
a-n-a-r-c-h-a asked: The most daring location in which you've had sexytimes?
a-n-a-r-c-h-a asked: The most daring location in which you've had sexytimes?
3 tags
kinda fucked up blog, part something of an...
i’m consistently confused to frustrated with how nice m. is to me.
lolwhut
just managed to fuck up making pancakes.
unfortunately in doing so i finished the milk and the flour.
“We bought this because our over-the-range microwaves kept melting, and that was...”
– Amazon.com: Sharp R-216LS Compact Size 0.8 Cu-Foot Microwave, Stainless Steel: Kitchen & Dining (via sexartandpolitics)
possibly i am too tired to be on the internet, but this made me lol a lot.
and with that, a good night.
“According to Lawrence Rosenblum, professor of psychology at the University of...”
– What? I can’t hear you, my glasses are off
(via janedoe225)
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Feelings
MOM: you are so lkjdfnikjnnfkh when u get home!
Me: what does lkjdfnikjnnfkh mean?
Mom: idk I just have a lot of feelings
Froot Loops
Dad: Bring me Froot Loops
Dad: Now please
Dad: Bring them now please
Me: I just did, dad
Dad: I know I want more
Dad: Please
