March 2012
122 posts
oh god
bindingaffinity:
jumpedtherabbit:
bindingaffinity:
jumpedtherabbit:
there are three cats in my house.
i should take out all the money i have
exchange it into ones
and then cover them in it y/y
you forgot the crucial ‘and then take photos and post those photos on tumblr’ step.
well yes i thought that went without saying.
also if you want to come over and pet sad kitties we have two...
oh god
bindingaffinity:
jumpedtherabbit:
there are three cats in my house.
i should take out all the money i have
exchange it into ones
and then cover them in it y/y
you forgot the crucial ‘and then take photos and post those photos on tumblr’ step.
well yes i thought that went without saying.
also if you want to come over and pet sad kitties we have two extras temporarily.
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oh god
there are three cats in my house.
i should take out all the money i have
exchange it into ones
and then cover them in it y/y
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goddamn it you guys.
i don’t get crushes so much as i get severe desires to brutally fuck some folks sometimes.
like, i’m sorry, i’m trying to pay attention to this lecture, but the guy next to me smells good, reads Anne Carson, and also I want to bite the professor’s ass.
“Creeps. Carries trunk of body above floor by parallel to it. More advanced than...”
– The infant at nine months is a creeper.
The many pictures of cute babies do not make memorizing this long ass list of developmental milestones any less mind numbingly tedious.
(via sexartandpolitics)
hello i am j i want to turn all the things into creepy strange poems.
February 2012
116 posts
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life is hard
but still i am the happiest boy.
not going to read the new homestuck until my essay is done.
this is how grownups motivate themselves right?
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i wish there was a neurodiverse academic tips...
crabkiddd:
jumpedtherabbit:
like how to deal with a paper anxiety attack if you can’t take a prn and still write! or how to take a test when there’s too much stimulation in the room! or how to remember what your homework is and what it means when your brain or your side effects mean you have memory poop-outs! how to talk to teachers about being neuroatypical and getting your needs respected,...
i wish there was a neurodiverse academic tips...
like how to deal with a paper anxiety attack if you can’t take a prn and still write! or how to take a test when there’s too much stimulation in the room! or how to remember what your homework is and what it means when your brain or your side effects mean you have memory poop-outs! how to talk to teachers about being neuroatypical and getting your needs respected, especially when a lot...
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gee guys i love having an anxiety disorder ahhhhh
Warning
tsunderestiltskin:
Side effects of shipping your OTP include:
unwanted feels
spontaneous outbursts of crying
wailing
grinding of teeth
desires to throw yourself into oncoming traffic
nausea
masochism
curling up into a fetal position
loss of sanity
absolute destruction of the soul
accurate.
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bindingaffinity:
jumpedtherabbit:
partner does not know how to make oatmeal.
HOW DO YOU LIVE???
I mean, I don’t know how to make oatmeal :/
YOU BOIL WATER.
;-;
am i going to need to hold oatmeal making classes.
partner does not know how to make oatmeal.
HOW DO YOU LIVE???
Anonymous asked: what is your favorite cheese? I must know.
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in cheerier news
i was tumblring on the toilet
and m comes in
and starts singing
“sittin on the toilet! mhm. sittin on the toilet!”
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[tw: non graphic discussion of (non-sexual) abuse,...
i have a lot of trouble with the words “abuse” and “survivor.” i have no trouble admitting that there were abusive behaviors all over the place, towards me, in x relationship. i have no trouble admitting that y’s relationship with x was abusive towards y.
however, i have so so so much trouble saying that x was abusive towards me, or that our relationship was...
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m. is going to meet me in the loop and then we are...
I AM STUPID EXCITED YOU GUYS.
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related:
i was chattering to my (straight cis male) roommate about a funny google calendar mix up and he looks at me, and he says, “j, why the hell do you have so many people’s calendars in your calendar?”
and i just look at him blankly. “um, because i’m poly? duh?”
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why i gotta be so scared of doctors.
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would anyone read West Wing found poetry if i...
because i am getting increasingly serious about this.
also i’ve watched about 20 episodes of season 4 this weekend.
so uh
after a rousing night of deciding to quit certain parts of the internet and helping my roommate dadatroll people, i am going to go to bed with ben and jerry’s, watch the west wing, and think VERY SERIOUSLY about west wing found poetry.
also, w/r/t the first part of that very long sentence, expect more action on my kink blog soon.
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you can tell i’m really sick of talking about a person because i stop even trying to spell their name right.
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you might thing i am joking
but i’m not.
i’m a literary theory guy in drag defacing a painting of Reagan.
i am that man.
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Me: NO DON'T POST PORN I AM IN PUBLIC
Dash: OH DID YOU SAY HARDCORE BDSM
send me asks or something.
i am ~le bored.~