A dog walks into a telegraph office requesting to send a telegraph.
The clerk asks what the dog would like to send.
The dog says,
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
The clerk types out the message and tells the dog that can add the 10th woof for no extra cost.
The dog looks at the clerk and replies,
‘But then my message won’t make any sense!’
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I am not new here, but I don't know what to say here any better the second time 'round.
I live in Chicago. I'm actually a pretty okay person.
I mostly post really boring text, usually about my mental health, so you probably don't actually want to follow me, and that's cool and stuff, I don't mind. I also engage in consensual bdsm (as a bottom/masochist) and will occasionally discuss it.
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