var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12616398-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} I am not new here, but I don’t know what to say here any better the second time ‘round. I live in Chicago. I’m actually a pretty okay person. I mostly post really boring text, usually about my mental health, so you probably don’t actually want to follow me, and that’s cool and stuff, I don’t mind. I also engage in consensual bdsm (as a bottom/masochist) and will occasionally discuss it. jumpedtherabbit at gmail dot com email me freely, i love you guys. if you know me in real life, please read: this.Tumblr (3.0; @jumpedtherabbit)http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36mefg3521qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22974479604http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22974479604Sun, 13 May 2012 11:52:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3to5q89o91qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattachinereview.tumblr.com/post/22822470838/barefootmouse-nevver-yearbook-no-no-no-it">mattachinereview</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barefootmouse.tumblr.com/post/22822112599/nevver-yearbook-no-no-no-it-is-too-perfect">barefootmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/22792221468/yearbook">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/maurice-sendaks-high-school-yearbook-foresees-his-future/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+laughingsquid+%28Laughing+Squid%29">Yearbook</a></p> </blockquote> <p>No no no it is too perfect impossible</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK GOD FOR SENDAK</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22828919617http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22828919617Fri, 11 May 2012 01:36:21 -0400literally me<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rxocXGd71qzmowao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/22804910552/via">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://theberry.com/2012/04/17/take-a-berry-break-40-photos-142/">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22815184271http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22815184271Thu, 10 May 2012 21:24:07 -0400me irl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37kcfoUu11qzeywho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vriskalibermysuper8ass.tumblr.com/post/22020053821/this-is-literally-me">vriskalibermysuper8ass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This is literally me.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22716675927http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22716675927Wed, 09 May 2012 10:51:06 -0400AND might you<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plunder.tumblr.com/post/22504748547/xi-make-your-cuts-in-accordance-with-the-living">plunder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> XI. MAKE YOUR CUTS IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LIVING JOINTS OF THE FORM SAID SOCRATES TO PHAEDRUS WHEN THEY WERE DISSECTING A SPEECH ABOUT LOVE.</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22714943479http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22714943479Wed, 09 May 2012 09:52:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jngtzUDm1ql1tiho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jngtzUDm1ql1tiho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkforestwarrior.tumblr.com/post/22439899683/princeofkokoros-so-i-was-lookign-at-this-then-i">darkforestwarrior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princeofkokoros.tumblr.com/post/22437941733/so-i-was-lookign-at-this-then-i-was-lookign-at">princeofkokoros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SO I WAS LOOKIGN AT THIS THEN I WAS LOOKIGN AT THIS ANDN OWI M LIKE SITTING LIKE SIT</p> </blockquote> <p>CASUALLY CHOKES ON HER DRINK</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22631215655http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22631215655Mon, 07 May 2012 22:41:28 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://expertcosmotips.tumblr.com/post/22537472016/cosmo-tip-238">expertcosmotips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have the most heteronormative sex possible</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568954764http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568954764Sun, 06 May 2012 23:43:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kxbhswZo1r7aq6lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattachinereview.tumblr.com/post/22565044227/wildeboys-caravaggios-boys-lips-gpoy">mattachinereview</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wildeboys.tumblr.com/post/22489068216/caravaggios-boys-lips">wildeboys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Caravaggio’s Boy’s Lips</p> </blockquote> <p>gpoy</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568943263http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568943263Sun, 06 May 2012 23:43:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3m1iu23vG1qaaowno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.sexartandpolitics.com/post/22558349369/glossylalia-rodmanstreet-hufflepug-this">sexartandpolitics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glossylalia.tumblr.com/post/22556823468/rodmanstreet-hufflepug-this-is-the-most">glossylalia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rodmanstreet.tumblr.com/post/22556736198/hufflepug-this-is-the-most-amazing-statue-ive">rodmanstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hufflepug.tumblr.com/post/22556668090/this-is-the-most-amazing-statue-ive-ever-seen">hufflepug</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the most amazing statue I’ve ever seen.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god. I’m dying. Is this a real statue? Where is it and what is it supposed to be?</p> </blockquote> <p>This is an HD photograph of an abortion at 10 weeks.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s from Vigeland Sculpture Park in Oslo, Norway, sculpted by Gustav Vigeland in the mid 20th century. The park has lots of other wacky statues. And, according to <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_19155_the-14-most-unintentionally-terrifying-statues-in-world.html">Cracked</a> (whose citation is a broken link), those are mystical creatures that just happen to look a lot like human babies.</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568936632http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22568936632Sun, 06 May 2012 23:43:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0038fBGf91qkpphbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sociallyunacceptableart.tumblr.com/post/22491546375/look-at-this">sociallyunacceptableart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>look at this.</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22513482832http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22513482832Sun, 06 May 2012 09:29:53 -0400i fucking love thissubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m386totjVQ1r7kc6xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dead-squirrel.tumblr.com/post/22031753272/i-was-trying-to-roleplay-and-character-develop">dead-squirrel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was trying to roleplay and character develop</p> <p>and then butts happened again</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22302106259http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22302106259Wed, 02 May 2012 23:21:47 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38y8aMvxl1rv1pk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brokenelias.tumblr.com/post/22050659070/i-dont-even">brokenelias</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t even</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22299440490http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22299440490Wed, 02 May 2012 22:41:33 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m390ctdBdR1rv1pk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22242179177http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22242179177Wed, 02 May 2012 01:15:58 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39a7idALd1rutae3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22238894267http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22238894267Tue, 01 May 2012 22:41:18 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05xo27aLs1qixy31o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcgoats.tumblr.com/post/21631269340/love-me">mcgoats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOVE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>here is a post that is not about butts</p>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22232527656http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22232527656Tue, 01 May 2012 21:20:17 -0400don't get used to this kind of programming<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz005je1Yw1qg9mo1o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22190825464http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22190825464Tue, 01 May 2012 09:25:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39ronCRms1rrlc2ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22172132315http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22172132315Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:21:23 -0400ALL MY QUEUE POSTS ARE ABOUT BUTTS<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39rupJXTd1rrlc2ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinypuffballofanger.tumblr.com/post/22095694690/kitty-butts">tinypuffballofanger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kitty</p> <p>butts</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22169260702http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22169260702Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:38:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmlssnXeSX1qdezf9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22102278655http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22102278655Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:22:50 -0400all my queue posts are about butts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e4q6WhE11r8j9yro1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bromeoohbromeo.tumblr.com/post/21245795039/therapsida-scott-every-time-i-see-it-on-my">bromeoohbromeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therapsida.tumblr.com/post/21237014705/scott">therapsida</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Scott</p> </blockquote> <p>every time I see it on my dash, people make a comment about me omg</p> </blockquote>http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22099442869http://jumpedtherabbit.tumblr.com/post/22099442869Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:41:11 -0400all my queue posts are about butts